Sexy fruits and vegetables inspire colorful sock designs

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1. Apples


There’s a reason why eating an apple is synonymous with carnal sin.

This apple proves that even fruit can pull off a thong.

2. Avocados


“The word Avocado comes from a Nahuatl Indian (Aztec) word “ahuácatl” meaning testicle.”

3. Bananas


The quintessential erotic fruit.

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What it feels like to eat a banana, no matter how nonchalant you try to be about it.

4. Breadfruits


Apparently this breadfruit dresses left.

5. Cantaloupes


Melon balls are not the most erotic thing you can do with a cantaloupe. Not by a long shot…

6. Cherries


Cherries symbolize the good life. Not to mention the raunchiest euphemism in the English language.

36 Sexiest Fruits On The Planet

I used to think this was the sexiest trick ever… until I saw my grandma do it and never ate another cherry again.

7. Coconuts

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When it comes to looking sexy, coconuts got you covered.

8. Cucumbers


Botanically speaking, a cucumber is an accessory fruit. That also turns out to be the most literal way of describing a cucumber.

9. Durians


Ew Level: DURIAN
“Its taste can only be described as…indescribable, something you will either love or despise. …Your breath will smell as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother.“ – Anthony Bourdain via wikipedia

10. Eggplants


Eggplants are classified as berries. This eggplant is catching some sun after an invigorating swim.

11. Figs


The earliest example of erotic marginalia involved figs.

12. Grapes


Because eating grapes is the best way to enjoy a good orgy.

14. Honeydew Melons

Honeydew Melons

15. Jackfruits


Get a room, nature!

16. Kiwi Fruit

Kiwi Fruit

17. Kumquats


The reason why it’s impossible to celebrate Chinese New Year without giggling.

18. Lemons


19. Mangos


20. Oranges


21. Papayas


“Papaya (like aniseed) is estrogenic, meaning it has compounds that act as the female hormone estrogen. It has been used as a folk remedy in promoting menstruation and milk production, facilitating childbirth and increasing the female libido.”

22. Passion Fruits

Passion Fruits

Don’t let its looks fool you. The name of the passion fruit has nothing to do with desires of the flesh. It was named “Flor de las cinco lagas” (flower of the five wounds) by Spanish missionaries, referring to the passion of the Christ. –

23. Peaches


The prospect of millions of peaches inspired a lot of dudes to move out to the country.

24. Pears


25. Peppers


Another vegetable living up to its classification as a pseudofruit.

26. Persimmons


27. Pineapples

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“…anytime I eat Pineapple I quickly , damn near instantly become sexually aroused… My “flag pole” goes up quicker than the space shuttle…” – I have a strange Reaction to Pineapple (aphrodisiac)?

28. Plums


29. Pomegranates


Drinking a daily glass of pomegranate juice boosts testosterone, which increases sexual desire in both men and women. –

30. Pumpkins


I will never look at a jack-o-lantern the same way again.

31. Rambutans


What.. I don’t even…

32. Snake Fruit

Snake Fruit

33. Squash


Just a couple squash sharing a moment.

Go ahead nature, let it all hang out…

34. Strawberries


What could go better with whipped cream?

35. Tomatoes


Tomatoes’ status as an aphrodisiac may be due to a mistranslation. Legend has it that a Frenchman on his travels ate a meal with tomatoes in it and was fascinated with the new taste. He went back to the chef, who was Italian, and asked him what this new ingredient was. The chef said “Pomme de’ Moors” (Apple of the Moors), but the Frenchman misunderstood and thought he said “Pomme d’Amour” (Apple of Love).”

36. Watermelons