There’s a reason why eating an apple is synonymous with carnal sin.
This apple proves that even fruit can pull off a thong.
“The word Avocado comes from a Nahuatl Indian (Aztec) word “ahuácatl” meaning testicle.”
The quintessential erotic fruit.
What it feels like to eat a banana, no matter how nonchalant you try to be about it.
Apparently this breadfruit dresses left.
Melon balls are not the most erotic thing you can do with a cantaloupe. Not by a long shot…
Cherries symbolize the good life. Not to mention the raunchiest euphemism in the English language.
I used to think this was the sexiest trick ever… until I saw my grandma do it and never ate another cherry again.
When it comes to looking sexy, coconuts got you covered.
Botanically speaking, a cucumber is an accessory fruit. That also turns out to be the most literal way of describing a cucumber.
Ew Level: DURIAN
“Its taste can only be described as…indescribable, something you will either love or despise. …Your breath will smell as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother.“ – Anthony Bourdain via wikipedia
Eggplants are classified as berries. This eggplant is catching some sun after an invigorating swim.
The earliest example of erotic marginalia involved figs.
14. Honeydew Melons
Get a room, nature!
16. Kiwi Fruit
The reason why it’s impossible to celebrate Chinese New Year without giggling.
“Papaya (like aniseed) is estrogenic, meaning it has compounds that act as the female hormone estrogen. It has been used as a folk remedy in promoting menstruation and milk production, facilitating childbirth and increasing the female libido.” – science.howstuffworks.com
22. Passion Fruits
Don’t let its looks fool you. The name of the passion fruit has nothing to do with desires of the flesh. It was named “Flor de las cinco lagas” (flower of the five wounds) by Spanish missionaries, referring to the passion of the Christ. – aihd.ku.edu
The prospect of millions of peaches inspired a lot of dudes to move out to the country.
Another vegetable living up to its classification as a pseudofruit.
“…anytime I eat Pineapple I quickly , damn near instantly become sexually aroused… My “flag pole” goes up quicker than the space shuttle…” – I have a strange Reaction to Pineapple (aphrodisiac)?
Drinking a daily glass of pomegranate juice boosts testosterone, which increases sexual desire in both men and women. – dailymail.co.uk
I will never look at a jack-o-lantern the same way again.
What.. I don’t even…
32. Snake Fruit
Just a couple squash sharing a moment.
Go ahead nature, let it all hang out…
What could go better with whipped cream?
“Tomatoes’ status as an aphrodisiac may be due to a mistranslation. Legend has it that a Frenchman on his travels ate a meal with tomatoes in it and was fascinated with the new taste. He went back to the chef, who was Italian, and asked him what this new ingredient was. The chef said “Pomme de’ Moors” (Apple of the Moors), but the Frenchman misunderstood and thought he said “Pomme d’Amour” (Apple of Love).” – renatovicario.com